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Category Archives: Tasting Notes Explained
Cheap Sauvignon Blanc…Careful!
The Tasting Note Says: “This cheap and cheerful little Sauvignon dominated blend has all the traits of a much pricier Sauvignon from a more noble region..” Which means: “if you are the type who can’t tell the difference between the … Continue reading
Medoc tasting note revealed!
The tasting note says; “This wine hints at ripe blackberry and blackcurrant, fresh leather with spiced floral notes….” This means; “this wine reeks of rubber trousers, Ribena and cheap lapdancers perfume….”
Chablis tasting note translated–Beware!
The tasting note says; “Firm, bracing lemon zest with crunchy green apple dominating throughout” What it means: ” a mouthful of under ripe gooseberries and enough acidity to dissolve your recently fitted gastric band”
A recent Cru bourgeois ’07 tasting note deciphered!
The tasting note says; “a touch green, angular spices with reserved fruit on a tight palate, dominating tannins, a classic style” What it actually means; “this wine has the same affect on the mouth, that a wedgie has on the backside”
Questionable Tasting Note?
The tasting note said; ” a wine that shows ripe, luscious raspberry coupled with earthy, animal aromas” It means; ” you will be followed by both wasps and flies”
Recently spotted tasting note did not tell the truth!
The tasting note says; “The terroir affords a luxurious, farmyardy tone, with a meaty background punctuated by overripe stewed fruit” What it actually means; “There is a pong of overused Wellingtons on a warm, damp day, adding to the distinctive … Continue reading
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