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Sound Advice on Buying Wine for Christmas!

 ” Avoid buying your wine from the wine merchant  who has a face that  looks like they are undergoing a colonoscopy, instead buy your wine from the merchant who has a face that looks like they could tell you a … Continue reading

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A French Producer clearly with his sights set on the English speaking Export Market!!

                                                   Fire the  marketing manager!

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5 Remedies for Removing Bothersome Red Wine Stains from your Teeth!

Ok, so you joke about the full moon and howl like a wolf yet deep down having crimson stained teeth really bothers you.  You could be one of a large percentage of wine drinkers who quickly look like a character … Continue reading

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McLaren Vale Shiraz Tasting note

This month in honor of “Aussie Wine Month ” I have limited myself to drinking Australian wines only. Mclaren Vale Shiraz, a remarkably symmetrical wine whose approach and finish are completely harmonious. The black plum and apple fruit are ripe … Continue reading

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6 Reasons why Good Girls Shouldn’t Drink Pinot Grigio

      New research suggests that the tidal wave of poor, inexpensive Pinot Grigio that washed through the noughties and still splashes around the current decade is not good for us girls! The Society for the Eradication of Cheap … Continue reading

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Ten good reasons why you should have a glass of Wine tonight!

I. A modest glass of wine has ten times the antioxidants of the most powerful cosmetics yet a fraction of the price and the added benefit of being applied “internally”. II. Wine has been a facilitator in all of our most … Continue reading

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Vital Information when dating a Wine Drinker! What a Wine Drinkers nasal profile says about them!

Groundbreaking new research reveals that simply by looking at someones nasal profile we can deduct what sort of wine they drink frequently and what it says about their character! The Winephantoms Guide to Wine Noses 2014 Cut this out and … Continue reading

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A chardonnay tasting note..honestly!

The tasting note reads…….. Aromas of peach, oatmeal, subtle notes of charred peat, seasoned by complex lees derived characters, with flashes of matchstick. The palate has intense fruit power in the spectrum of nectarine to peach stone fruits is deftly … Continue reading

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The Noble Wines and Their Effects on the Human Brain

Launching today this print tells you everything you didn’t know about how the noble wines affect you and your partners behaviour. It will tell you why you should not drink Riesling before attending a ball or why you should wear … Continue reading

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Cabernet Sauvignon and its’ effects on The Human Brain

An extract from Les Vins Nobles et Leurs Incidences sur le Cerveux Humain When combined with male androgens, Cabernet Sauvignon overstimulates neurotransmitters in the frontal lobe in an area associated with imagination and boastful bumptiousness. It can result in the … Continue reading

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