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The World’s Coolest Wine Gadget!

The Wine Bra Flask! It’s the usual; corporate conglomerate buys the exclusive rights to sell you overpriced drinks at your favourite festival or game. This ingenious product has formalised something girls that I know have been doing for decades. Smuggle … Continue reading

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Sound Advice on Buying Wine for Christmas!

 ” Avoid buying your wine from the wine merchant  who has a face that  looks like they are undergoing a colonoscopy, instead buy your wine from the merchant who has a face that looks like they could tell you a … Continue reading

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A French Producer clearly with his sights set on the English speaking Export Market!!

                                                   Fire the  marketing manager!

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5 Remedies for Removing Bothersome Red Wine Stains from your Teeth!

Ok, so you joke about the full moon and howl like a wolf yet deep down having crimson stained teeth really bothers you.  You could be one of a large percentage of wine drinkers who quickly look like a character … Continue reading

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Australian Shiraz-Beware the Danger Within!

May was Australian Wine Month; One evening,Wolf Blass Yellow Shiraz, Yellow Tail Reserve Shiraz, Lisa McGuigan Cab Shiraz, easy drinking..strong wines! too much consumed too much said, regrets!! Be warned!

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6 Reasons why Good Girls Shouldn’t Drink Pinot Grigio

      New research suggests that the tidal wave of poor, inexpensive Pinot Grigio that washed through the noughties and still splashes around the current decade is not good for us girls! The Society for the Eradication of Cheap … Continue reading

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Ten good reasons why you should have a glass of Wine tonight!

I. A modest glass of wine has ten times the antioxidants of the most powerful cosmetics yet a fraction of the price and the added benefit of being applied “internally”. II. Wine has been a facilitator in all of our most … Continue reading

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Vital Information when dating a Wine Drinker! What a Wine Drinkers nasal profile says about them!

Groundbreaking new research reveals that simply by looking at someones nasal profile we can deduct what sort of wine they drink frequently and what it says about their character! The Winephantoms Guide to Wine Noses 2014 Cut this out and … Continue reading

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Cabernet Sauvignon and its’ effects on The Human Brain

An extract from Les Vins Nobles et Leurs Incidences sur le Cerveux Humain When combined with male androgens, Cabernet Sauvignon overstimulates neurotransmitters in the frontal lobe in an area associated with imagination and boastful bumptiousness. It can result in the … Continue reading

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“Bargain” Sauvignon Blanc Tasting note–Pure Back Label Blather!

The Tasting note Says; “….a wine whose zesty acidic structure adds a very refreshing element to its’ delicately flavoured palate…”   Which of Course Means; you’ll need a f**king black belt in winetasting to detect anything remotely fruity in this … Continue reading

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