5 Remedies for Removing Bothersome Red Wine Stains from your Teeth!

Ok, so you joke about the full moon and howl like a wolf yet deep down having crimson stained teeth really bothers you.  You could be one of a large percentage of wine drinkers who quickly look like a character Bram Stoker thought up after a single glass of Merlot.

Here are 5 possible remedies, one of which will surely work for you.

1. Chew, but don’t swallow some loft insulation.Gerry

2. Pout and look like a quasi-creative person, (even if you work in insurance) it helps to wear black. But remember if you do smile you will really look scary!

3. Drink white wine only! can be problematic at one of those awful Pinot Grigio parties.

4. Kiss a man with an unkempt moustache! not advisable if you are a man with an unkempt moustache!

5. Attempt to suck a lime juice soaked table tennis ball through a tea-strainer

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About winephantom

The recession has hit hard, no more tipping the last 1/2 glass out of the champagne bottle because it's a tad too warm. My lender would be kicking down my door for his interest if he knew I was drinking at all. Now I spend my time with the €5-€10 bottles discovering some real value and encountering some swamp donkeys to be avoided. This blog is a Wine Diploma holding palate, forced to trawl the murky depths populated by the bare knuckle fighters of the "entry level" wine world, trying to reveal the real crackers. Tasting notes exposed!! Regular explanations of the rubbish that are tasting notes! Wine Waffle indeed! Stories and trivia about wine.
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