Ok, so you joke about the full moon and howl like a wolf yet deep down having crimson stained teeth really bothers you. You could be one of a large percentage of wine drinkers who quickly look like a character Bram Stoker thought up after a single glass of Merlot.
Here are 5 possible remedies, one of which will surely work for you.
2. Pout and look like a quasi-creative person, (even if you work in insurance) it helps to wear black. But remember if you do smile you will really look scary!
3. Drink white wine only! can be problematic at one of those awful Pinot Grigio parties.
4. Kiss a man with an unkempt moustache! not advisable if you are a man with an unkempt moustache!
5. Attempt to suck a lime juice soaked table tennis ball through a tea-strainer