6 Reasons why Good Girls Shouldn’t Drink Pinot Grigio

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New research suggests that the tidal wave of poor, inexpensive Pinot Grigio that washed through the noughties and still splashes around the current decade is not good for us girls! The Society for the Eradication of Cheap Pinot Grigio has released the following recommendations on why Good Girls should not drink Pinot Grigio.

1. Just because it’s light in color and light in taste, doesn’t mean it is light in calories!

2. Your mother didnt drink it!!

3. Pinot Grigio short circuits the caudate nucleus and confuses the Prefrontal Cortex. The normal functioning of these vital parts of the brain are what stops you having sex with people you shouldn’t.

4. Riesling tastes alot better!

5. Pinot Grigio makes you believe you can tango!

6. What would happen if your boyfriend was seen drinking Pinot Grigio by his friends?

 

 

 

 

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The recession has hit hard, no more tipping the last 1/2 glass out of the champagne bottle because it's a tad too warm. My lender would be kicking down my door for his interest if he knew I was drinking at all. Now I spend my time with the €5-€10 bottles discovering some real value and encountering some swamp donkeys to be avoided. This blog is a Wine Diploma holding palate, forced to trawl the murky depths populated by the bare knuckle fighters of the "entry level" wine world, trying to reveal the real crackers. Tasting notes exposed!! Regular explanations of the rubbish that are tasting notes! Wine Waffle indeed! Stories and trivia about wine.
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