New research suggests that the tidal wave of poor, inexpensive Pinot Grigio that washed through the noughties and still splashes around the current decade is not good for us girls! The Society for the Eradication of Cheap Pinot Grigio has released the following recommendations on why Good Girls should not drink Pinot Grigio.
1. Just because it’s light in color and light in taste, doesn’t mean it is light in calories!
2. Your mother didnt drink it!!
3. Pinot Grigio short circuits the caudate nucleus and confuses the Prefrontal Cortex. The normal functioning of these vital parts of the brain are what stops you having sex with people you shouldn’t.
4. Riesling tastes alot better!
5. Pinot Grigio makes you believe you can tango!
6. What would happen if your boyfriend was seen drinking Pinot Grigio by his friends?