The Noble Wines and Their Effects on the Human Brain

Launching today this print tells you everything you didn’t know about how the noble wines affect you and your partners behaviour. It will tell you why you should not drink Riesling before attending a ball or why you should wear sturdy well buttoned pyjamas when sleeping off an evening of Bordeaux wine.

It’s humourous, it’s tasteless and it’s sexist but it may be right.!

A limited number of prints are available at; marksmarks.co.uk  

LesVinsNobles_70x50cm_Rev01 webExtract from “Les Vins Nobles- Le Chardonnay

classic chardonnay is a deceptive grape. When consumed by males, it reacts vigourously with the male hormone testosterone. The mans medial prefrontal cortex becomes helpless and disengages the area of embarrassment, relieving the man of his self respect. It overwhelms the sense of taste and style which can result in the wearing of repulsive garment and footwear. The cortex of the female is affected in a different way. Taste and style neurons are excited by chardonnay leading to the, often unnecessary, purchase of shoes and handbags. 

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About winephantom

The recession has hit hard, no more tipping the last 1/2 glass out of the champagne bottle because it's a tad too warm. My lender would be kicking down my door for his interest if he knew I was drinking at all. Now I spend my time with the €5-€10 bottles discovering some real value and encountering some swamp donkeys to be avoided. This blog is a Wine Diploma holding palate, forced to trawl the murky depths populated by the bare knuckle fighters of the "entry level" wine world, trying to reveal the real crackers. Tasting notes exposed!! Regular explanations of the rubbish that are tasting notes! Wine Waffle indeed! Stories and trivia about wine.
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