Launching today this print tells you everything you didn’t know about how the noble wines affect you and your partners behaviour. It will tell you why you should not drink Riesling before attending a ball or why you should wear sturdy well buttoned pyjamas when sleeping off an evening of Bordeaux wine.
It’s humourous, it’s tasteless and it’s sexist but it may be right.!
A limited number of prints are available at; marksmarks.co.uk
Extract from “Les Vins Nobles- Le Chardonnay
classic chardonnay is a deceptive grape. When consumed by males, it reacts vigourously with the male hormone testosterone. The mans medial prefrontal cortex becomes helpless and disengages the area of embarrassment, relieving the man of his self respect. It overwhelms the sense of taste and style which can result in the wearing of repulsive garment and footwear. The cortex of the female is affected in a different way. Taste and style neurons are excited by chardonnay leading to the, often unnecessary, purchase of shoes and handbags.