An extract from Les Vins Nobles et Leurs Incidences sur le Cerveux Humain
When combined with male androgens, Cabernet Sauvignon overstimulates neurotransmitters in the frontal lobe in an area associated with imagination and boastful bumptiousness. It can result in the utterance of unqualified tales of embellished conquests at gentlemanly pursuits such as fishing, hunting or playing rugby.
The Surgeon General has documented many healing properties of good cabernet sauvignon; it improves circulation, prevents dementia, it has a beneficial effect on insomnia, consumption and flatulence. Cabernet Sauvignon is also recommended as the ideal tonic for a recently broken heart.
Why drink anything else?