Ten Good Reasons Why You Should Have a Glass of Wine

I. A modest glass of wine has ten times the antioxidants of the most powerful cosmetics yet a fraction of the price and the added benefit of being applied “internally”.

II. Wine has been a facilitator in all of our most successful courtships.

III. Wine stimulates romance and lubricates procreation while simultaneously lubricating romance thus stimulating procreation.

IV. If there is no fire in the hearth, a bottle of wine will add fire to the  heart of any gathering.

V. Wine loosens both the ligaments and cerebellum thus bestowing the ability to tango upon just about everybody.

VI. Wine darkens the molars so your superiors won’t always see you laughing at how seriously they take themselves!

VII. Wine is essential to the curing of any broken heart.

VIII. Wine sharpens the vision allowing many a man to see things he shouldn’t– and not see things others thought he should have!

IX. A wine soaked soul is inflammable and therefore cannot burn in hell!

X. Wine adds weight to the girth of a man, reminding those carrying his remains of how much he endeavoured to enjoy his life.

okay there’s eleven!!

XI. Wine’s aromas alone stimulate memories of holiday romances,  memorable get togethers, forgotten liasions, lost loves and broken promises!

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About winephantom

The recession has hit hard, no more tipping the last 1/2 glass out of the champagne bottle because it's a tad too warm. My lender would be kicking down my door for his interest if he knew I was drinking at all. Now I spend my time with the €5-€10 bottles discovering some real value and encountering some swamp donkeys to be avoided. This blog is a Wine Diploma holding palate, forced to trawl the murky depths populated by the bare knuckle fighters of the "entry level" wine world, trying to reveal the real crackers. Tasting notes exposed!! Regular explanations of the rubbish that are tasting notes! Wine Waffle indeed! Stories and trivia about wine.
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