Those radio adds for spreading waistlines and free measuring tapes to check if your circumference is less than 37 inches (men) and 32 inches(women) didn’t bother me……… at first.
Then I heard one while I was eating and another later in bed in the dark. I started thinking and it started to scare me so I got up and measured myself, believe me, it’s even more frightening in centimetres as you come in well over the hundred. I wondered what I could do to cut down. I just get too much enjoyment out of my 92 calories per glass and I don’t think we humans are designed to live to be 100 (my knees were banjaxed by the time I was 30!)
I have no problem being told what I can and can’t do but being told what shape I should be??. I will register my protest at this advertisement and question its motives. I will also continue to live dangerously with my well earned 41 and a half inches !!
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